{"id":1539,"date":"2022-06-05T18:22:53","date_gmt":"2022-06-05T16:22:53","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.lagitedulocal.com\/?p=1539"},"modified":"2022-06-05T18:22:53","modified_gmt":"2022-06-05T16:22:53","slug":"tarte-a-la-creme","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.lagitedulocal.com\/?p=1539","title":{"rendered":"Tarte \u00e0 la cr\u00e8me"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>Pauvre Blanquer ,le jour o\u00f9 il pourrait faire\u00a0l&rsquo;actualit\u00e9 en \u00e9tant entartr\u00e9, la Joconde lui vole la vedette victime d&rsquo;un pauvre homme qui voulait faire un geste pour la plan\u00e8te. Les deux enseignants coupables du sacril\u00e8ge vont certainement \u00eatre condamn\u00e9s \u00e0 une peine d&rsquo;int\u00e9r\u00eat public dans l&rsquo;\u00e9ducation nationale , \u00e7a tombe bien c&rsquo;est justement\u00a0pour \u00e7a qu&rsquo;ils l&rsquo;ont encr\u00e9m\u00e9\u00a0le candidat ; pour attirer l&rsquo;attention sur leur m\u00e9tier dont le vrai Monarque qu&rsquo;\u00e9tait Louis Quatorzi\u00e8me du nom disait qu&rsquo;il \u00e9tait , apr\u00e8s le m\u00e9tier de Roi le plus beau m\u00e9tier du monde . Et comme on est cinquante\u00a0jours apr\u00e8s p\u00e2ques et qu&rsquo;on f\u00eate l&rsquo;esprit saint je vais m\u00eame reconna\u00eetre\u00a0qu&rsquo;il est aussi beau que celui de dessinateur . Mais ne comptez pas sur moi pour dessiner la tronche, m\u00eame entartr\u00e9e, du type responsable du sac de n\u0153uds\u00a0qu&rsquo;est devenu le baccalaur\u00e9at \u00a0et qui pourrit la vie de nos enfants &#8230;j&rsquo;ai mieux \u00e0 faire &#8230;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.lagitedulocal.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/06\/06-2205.jpeg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1024\" height=\"694\" src=\"https:\/\/www.lagitedulocal.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/06\/06-2205-1024x694.jpeg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-1540\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.lagitedulocal.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/06\/06-2205-1024x694.jpeg 1024w, https:\/\/www.lagitedulocal.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/06\/06-2205-300x203.jpeg 300w, https:\/\/www.lagitedulocal.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/06\/06-2205-768x520.jpeg 768w, https:\/\/www.lagitedulocal.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/06\/06-2205-443x300.jpeg 443w, https:\/\/www.lagitedulocal.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/06\/06-2205.jpeg 1107w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1024px) 100vw, 1024px\" \/><\/a><\/figure>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Pauvre Blanquer ,le jour o\u00f9 il pourrait faire\u00a0l&rsquo;actualit\u00e9 en \u00e9tant entartr\u00e9, la Joconde lui vole la vedette victime d&rsquo;un pauvre homme qui voulait faire un geste pour la plan\u00e8te. Les deux enseignants coupables du sacril\u00e8ge vont certainement \u00eatre condamn\u00e9s \u00e0 &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.lagitedulocal.com\/?p=1539\">Continuer la lecture <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1539","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-non-classe"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.lagitedulocal.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1539","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.lagitedulocal.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.lagitedulocal.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.lagitedulocal.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.lagitedulocal.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1539"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.lagitedulocal.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1539\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1541,"href":"https:\/\/www.lagitedulocal.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1539\/revisions\/1541"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.lagitedulocal.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1539"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.lagitedulocal.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1539"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.lagitedulocal.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1539"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}